70+ Funny Conversation Starters | Girl | Guy | Crush | Tinder 2024

Here are funny conversation starters for girls and guys to have an interesting talk on Tinder or with a crush.

Pick funny conversation questions from the list below to ask your crush on dating apps or dating sites.

Funny Lines To Start A Conversation With A Girl

Funny Lines To Start A Conversation With A Girl

“Do you believe in love at first sight?”

“What present would you buy me if you won the lottery tomorrow?”

“If you were a vegetable, what would you be and why?”

“What is the worst first date you have ever been on?”

“What is your most embarrassing moment?”

“Are you a selfie queen and why?”

“If you could have one magical power, what would it be?”

“What’s your favorite meme?”

“If we were a flavor, what ice cream would we be?”

“What’s your secret talent that I still haven’t discovered?”

“If our love story was a movie, what genre would it be?”

“If you could give me a superpower, what would it be?”

“What animal best represents me when I’m hungry?”

Funny Conversation Starters With A Guy

Funny Conversation Starters With A Guy

“Are you a selfie king, and why?”

“Obviously, we’d meet on an app — because you’re a total snack.”

“Do you need me to call the fire department? I bet your phone is full of matches.”

“That dog looks so cute, can you give them my number?”

“Describe your day using only GIFs.”

“What’s the silliest dad joke you know?”

“If you were a talking animal, what kind would you be?”

“What would be the weirdest flavor for a potato chip?”

“What’s your most adorable talent sure to make me go “aww”?”

Funny Conversation Starters For Tinder

“Glad we matched when we did, my thumb was getting tired!”

“If you were a social media post, you’d get thousands of likes because you’re so lovable!”

“Two wrongs don’t make right, but two rights make a perfect match.”

“What’s the funniest Wi-Fi network name you’ve ever seen?”

“If you were a flavor of ice cream, what crazy toppings would people pair with you?”

“Are you a magician? Because every time I swipe right, you appear!”

“If you were a food delivery app, you’d be rated five stars for irresistible!”

“If you were a dating app, you’d be the one with a “crush” on me!”

“If you were a text message, you’d be the one that makes my heart skip a beat.”

Funny Conversation Starters With Crush

“What’s the funniest joke you have ever heard?”

“So, come here often?”

“Why do bartenders use blenders? To break the ice.”

“So, do you have any good pickup lines?”

“What’s your least favorite pasta shape?”

“If we were a flavor, what ice cream would we be?”

“You must be a magician because every time I see you, I’m spellbound.”

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple” because you’re sweet and attractive!”

“If you were a dessert, you’d be the sweetest “crush-tard” in the world!”

Funny Conversation Starters For Friends

“When was the last time you faked being sick?”

“What’s the worst gift you’ve ever received or gifted to anyone?”

“If we were in a dance-off, what goofy dance move would be your secret weapon?”

“What’s the silliest inside joke we have that nobody else understands?”

“What’s the most entertaining and embarrassing story from our travels?”

“What’s the most hilarious memory we’ve created during a sleepover?”

Funny Conversation Starters For Texting

“Do you know any funny conversation starters?”

“What old person tendencies do you have?”

“What’s your favorite celebrity drama?”

“What about your teenage self embarrasses you the most?”

“What’s the most amusing and harmless rumor circulating in the office?”

“What is the craziest dream you’ve had?”

“What is your greatest, yet strangest talent?”

“What is the best type of cheese?”

“What is the silliest way that you’ve been injured?”

“What is the funniest pet name?”

Funny Conversation Starters For Couples

“If you were a pizza topping, what type of cheese would describe you?”

“What’s the strangest or funniest thing you’ve found online?”

“Which gift was the most unusual or funny?”

“If our relationship had a blooper reel, what would be the funniest moment in it?”

“What’s the silliest or most memorable dance move we’ve done together?”

“If our romantic relationship had a theme song, what genre would it be, and would you serenade me with it?”

“What’s your vacation’s funniest moment?”

“What would we celebrate if we invented a new holiday?”

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